ANOTHER friend can get you to dress up as Ginger Spice because NINETIES DANCE PARTY DUH and you make the Spice Girl entourage complete. You can go out to celebrate a birthday party with your friend at an all 90s themed night at a local bar.
How, might you ask? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WORSE!? There are worse ways to run into your ex.
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It happens when you are having a period break out and you’re at the grocery store to get three things you forgot from your real grocery store trip (which was totally normal and sane), and you have this basket with eggs, white wine, and box of tampons and you skipped a shower because “oh who cares that it’s been three days and my hair sticks up like Cameron Diaz in ‘There’s Something About Mary’? It’s just the grocery store.” And your ex is there with a cart full of craft beer and kale and no he did not see you just stand and debate whether buying an entire tube of salami was a good idea (because you’d probably eat it in 15 minutes) for what seemed longer than reading a Harry Potter book. And the sickest part about this social idea is that we are supposed to still think this no matter how happy we are in our current relationship (and let me tell you, I found gold in them thar hills in this department).īut it never actually happens like that. So anyway, we all grow up with our failed relationships, thinking we will run into our ex and hoping it is when our ex is fat and sad and our asses look good enough to wear those yoga pants with words across the butt and like - ACTUALLY look good in them. We are to run into our ex and hair flip and say, “YEAH I’M A DOCTOR NOW AND MEGAN FOX PROPOSITIONED ME THIS ONE TIME, BUT I TURNED HER DOWN BECAUSE I HAVE STANDARDS.” (You don’t). YOU ARE AMAZING AND I WAS SCUM TO LET YOU GO! YOU ARE PERFECT I SUCK, PLEASE DON’T EVER CONSIDER ANY PERSONAL GROWTH FROM OUR RELATIONSHIP, IT WAS ALL MEEEEE!”īesides being totally untrue (unlike everything else in movies, because it’s 2013 and Marty McFly promised me a hoverboard), that’s what the movies have told us we are supposed to achieve. It couldn’t possibly be that the combination of our two personal dysfunctions could not healthfully coexist. This is all ultimately to teach the ex a lesson, like, “Well geewhizz you are the best thing since sliced bread. It’s supposed to be exactly like First Wives’ Club, where Goldie Hawn loses 30 pounds and takes all of his money and rises to stardom while the husband eats cold pasta because his too young for him wife can’t cook and then he gets an ulcer and has that gross thing where the stomach fat hangs over his belt like like a sad Panda.
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It’s goodbye for now, but maybe not forever ❤️ Feel free to keep up with me on Twitter or Insta you dearly.I am divorced, so with that comes some sort of weird socialized thing to A, hate your ex, and B, believe that anytime you see your ex, you’re supposed to be doing better than your ex. Who reblogged my graphics, who left me messages, who were so kind and supportive. This doesn’t change the way I feel about this awesome band! Even after A Head Full of Dreams (which I actually cried during first listen because I was so bummed about it), I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving their music and their friendship. And as much as I love Coldplay, I also love playing with my dog, making music or just relaxing. So when I come home, I don’t usually feel like designing more. I work at an ad agency and design all day. With that said, I think I’m officially retiring this blog. I still remember the day got a tumblr account! I loved making new things and trying new styles.
I loved downloading the newest video and makes gifs as quickly as I could. This blog was my escape after college classes. And I loved that it all revolves around my favorite band in the world. I learned so much about design and photoshop. I met so many fantastic fans and friends. First off, I’m sorry I just left this blog abandoned.
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